Clean Jokes

I love laughing, whether it’s a funny movie or just a joke. Clean jokes, ones that play with words are my favorites. Here’s some to share:

What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt (a 0 with a belt around it tight makes an 8 :))

What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me!

What does one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just wave

What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Hey! Don’t look! I’m changing”

Why wouldn’t the skeleton go out?
Because he had nobody(no BODY) to go with

How do you know an elephant is hiding under your bed?
When you wake up, your nose is touching the ceiling

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate(8) 9

2 peanuts walking in a bad neigborhood…
One was a salted(assaulted)

Would you like to hear 2 short jokes and 1 long joke?
Joke, Joke, Joooooke (best spoken ;))

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese (not your cheese)

Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback (quarter back)

If you have any to share I’d like to hear them!


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